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Too many times people just phone it in. We’re work zombies, but we’ve learned how to fake it. Here’s a few things you can to do see if anybody’s actually paying attention at work. Besides, we all need something to break the monotony. Be be warned -- spontaneous laughter may occur.
Redvines and Twizzlers: Off-topic and loving it!
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Too many times people just phone it in. We’re work zombies, but we’ve learned how to fake it. Here’s a few things you can to do see if anybody’s actually paying attention at work. Besides, we all need something to break the monotony.
1. Crawl across the floor like you’re climbing a mountain. Say you have to make the assent this morning; weather’s coming in.
2. Learn to say, “I don’t speak English,” in 14 different languages.
3. Wave finger quotes around random words.
4. When the phone rigs, pick it up but don’t say anything. They called, they’re the ones who want to talk, right?
5. Eat a box of cookies like Cookie Monster, complete with sound effects.
6. Tell people the angry birds won’t let you sleep.
7. Follow the grammatical rules Yoda uses.
8. Tell HR you’ve legally changed your name to Napoleon Dynamite.
9. But say Dynamite like J.J. from Good Times.
10. Put the peanut-butter and jelly on the outside of the sandwich.
11. Tell people the pills make the voices go away. Then pop 2 M&Ms in your mouth.
12. Circulate a memo that says all teamwork must be done individually.
13. Call a meeting, then spend 15 minutes on a presentation on the differences between Twizzler and Redvine.
14. Drink your water out of an old vodka bottle.
15. Hold a photocopy upside down and ask your secretary why the copies came out wrong.
It’s good to mix things up sometimes. Every once in a while, do something that’s just fun.
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